User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/take motorcycle

Grueslayer

Life is a highway...	Score: Uh-oh....	Moves: 2
> Drive motorcycle The motorcycle is pretty beat-up and nerdy looking. > Shut up and just get on with the game. Okay, nerd. You drive down the highway. It is tarmacked. You are likely to be eaten by a passing grue. > Go faster You get to 50 mph. > Go faster 60mph... > FASTER!!! You stamp on the accelerator pedal. A deafening siren rings out. It takes a few seconds for you to realize that the siren came from behind. You look behind you to see a police officer riding a significantly faster police cruiser approaching you. You wisely pull over and engage him. > "What's the problem, cobbler?" The officer snorts. "Ho, ho, ho, let's see now! Stealing a motorcycle, flagrant possession of an unlicensed steak, and running over a grue." You look beneath your motorcycle. The back legs of a Grue extend from underneath it. > WTF??? Grues are sacred in this area. > ... ... > Groin smash!! You connect to the police officer with your massive Roach-Slaying Stomp! Unfortunately, as the policeman is covered in thick plate armor, he is completely unaffected. "And attempted assault of a police officer. Hah! You don't get bail for that one, matey." > Run like hell Too late - the cop and his Female Deputy already put you in handcuffs, and threw you into the police cruiser. You lost all of your items. Go to jail Go directly to jail Do not pass Go Colonel Mustard in the Hall with the Revolver