User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/sidequest1/politics/kick1

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 Killed by Tony Grue Score: ? Moves: ?


> Kick Tony Grue


You kick Tony Grue. Kicking a lurking grue does nothing. But as you corrected me once before...This grue isn't lurking. Tony Grue gets a bruise.


> YEEEEAAAA-Wait. He's not dead?


He's a fucking grue. You think something like that would kill him?

For your stupidity, Tony Grue eats you slowly. Like a Twix Bar.


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*** All hope is lost, for the mighty Grueslayer is dead ***


Shall I ride out to the depths of the dark forest to find ye spirit, attempt to summon ye from one of our many sacred sites, or surrender our land to the Grues? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):