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Grueslayer
| Killed by Tony Grue
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> Kick Tony Grue
You kick Tony Grue. Kicking a lurking grue does nothing. But as you corrected me once before...This grue isn't lurking. Tony Grue gets a bruise.
> YEEEEAAAA-Wait. He's not dead?
He's a fucking grue. You think something like that would kill him?
For your stupidity, Tony Grue eats you slowly. Like a Twix Bar.
- *** Due to an interruption in your body's delicate parts and/or chemistry, your brain has ceased to function in a manner which is appropriate to keep you in some state of consciousness ***
Would you like to reincarnate, a phenomenon which is actually scientifically impossible, but can be done within this game; browse a variety of pre-made save-files; or cease to participate in this particular session of Grueslayer, and return to the menu screen from which you can choose another option related to Grueslayer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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