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Grueslayer
Space Needle
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Score: VARIABLE TOO LOWS PROCESSING
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Moves: ALL YOUR BASE
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You are still standing outside the Space Needle, Seattle. You throw some Soviet kopeks at the teenager standing nearby. He dodges them with his over-self-confidence in Capitalism. The teenager takes out a sharp sword and impales you with it before you can react. Turns out the teenager was really Officer Ronalds in disguise! You should have played Easy Mode and killed him first!
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
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