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Grueslayer
Zap!
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Score: 0
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Moves: 325
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> Open doors with wizard key
You get a huge electric shock from the doors the second you slot the key in, turning you into the human equivalent of a Sunday roast.
A load of cannibals eat your corpse with their potatoes. Just count yourself lucky a grue wasn't involved in this death.
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Grueslayer? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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