User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/save2/bullies/yes

Grueslayer

Green Lake Park, Seattle, Washington	Score: DAAAAMN	Moves: KICKIN' ASS
> Eh, I guess so. ALRIGHT, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111 WHO DA MAN!!!!!!!!!! MAN! So, erm, um, anyway, you march over to the two bullies. > HEY! Waitaminute! These are boy GRUES! THATSS DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN RITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111 > Quickly use AK-47 on boy grues Guns may not work on normal Grues, but young grues are more susceptible. *RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT* The boy grues die. The boy who was being bullied thanks you profusely, gathers up his Amulet of Plot Advancement, and runs off to find a friend to play with. You notice something that one of the grue boys was holding. You pry it from his cold, dead hands. It's a link! You click on it. "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..." > AAAAAAAAA! IT BURRRNS!!!!11 DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! YOU GOT GRUE ROLL'D, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU DIED JUST IN TIME TO MISS THE SOVIET BOMBING OF SEATTLE!!!!!!!!!1111 TOO BAD!1 THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A LESS PAINFUL DEATH, EH?????????/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111 > Are you on crack or something? SHUT UP FOO!!!!!!!!!!111111 YOU SUPPOSED TA BE DEAD!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 *** The End *** If you would like to restart, turn to page 1. If you would like to cheat, flick to one of the bookmarked pages. If you would like to stop playing, close this adventure game-book and sod off.