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Grueslayer
FINALLY!!
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Score: over 9,000
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Moves: 426,000
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> Look around.
You're in a courtroom. The judge, the jury, and the audience are all cherry trees.
> Shit.
And you do. You are sentenced to death.
> Why?
Well you ARE George Washington. Remember when you went back in time and had sex with the female Abraham Lincoln? You got pregnant and had yourself, who became George Washington. And we all know what he did.
Also you just got crap on the floor.
> O.o
You O.o!
> This save file is weird as shit. Wait until I tell my history teacher!
- *** Y0u, 7h3 m16h7y 6ru35|4y3r, h4v3 d13d ***
W0u|d y0u |1k3 70 r3574r7, r3570r3 4 54v3d 64m3, 0r qu17 7h15 535510n 0f 6ru35|4y3r? (7yp3 R3574R7, R3570R3, 0r QU17):
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