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Grueslayer
| FINALLY!!
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Score: over 9,000
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Moves: 426,000
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> Look around.
You're in a courtroom. The judge, the jury, and the audience are all cherry trees.
> Shit.
And you do. You are sentenced to death.
> Why?
Well you ARE George Washington. Remember when you went back in time and had sex with the female Abraham Lincoln? You got pregnant and had yourself, who became George Washington. And we all know what he did.
Also you just got crap on the floor.
> O.o
You O.o!
> This save file is weird as shit. Wait until I tell my history teacher!
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Grueslayer? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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