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Grueslayer
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Score: -99
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Moves: 8
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> Go back to safe cave
In the short time since you were gone, a Safety Grue made his home there. Disturbed by your lack of safety (that sword sure is sharp!), he promptly drops you in boiling water to safely remove harmful bacteria and then throws you over the cliff. The Safety Grue knew you were Grueslayer, so to be safe, it killed you in another way.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have royally screwed up ***
Would you like to sail back to Virginia from England, send a letter to Parliament regarding your death, or quit unlike a gentleman? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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