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Grueslayer
| Defensive...attack? WTF
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Score: 0
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Moves: 0
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> Form a defensive attack
A defensive attack. What the hell is that? It doesn't make any sense!
> Yes it does
No it doesn't! What is it? A defense or an attack?!
> ...both?
ARGH! Idiot! While you hold up your "Defensive Attack" you're surrounded by multiple enemies. One of them appears to be driver Sannisinelli.
Sannisinelli: Why? Why did you choose to attack this humble town?
> I dunno.
In a PMS infused rage, Sannisinelli jumps towards you. She throws a screwdriver into your wrist making you drop your sword. While you're on the ground, Sannisinelli beats you to death with a wrench.
But that's not all...
The whole remaining town inhabitants attack your broken, limp form. Out of nowhere a majestic moose comes along. Upon seeing your evil heartless body, the moose is driven to a psychotic rage, powered by the nano-meesen in its blood. It tramples you and completely destroys you. The town is then renamed Moosenshire .
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have been megadied by a moose ***
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