User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/rallyrace/swervel

Grueslayer

Racetrack	Score: 45	Moves: 8
> swerve left You dodge the oil barrel. It leaves a mess everywhere. Unfortunately, you moved right in front of Flim Flam Faminaze's over-powered car. The car, painted like a horse, comes alive somehow as a horse(a female horse) and breathes fire and molten magma all over you and your vehicle, then crushes your car with her immense strength by galloping atop it. You are crunched into bits. *** Due to an interruption in your body's delicate parts and/or chemistry, your brain has ceased to function in a manner which is appropriate to keep you in some state of consciousness *** Would you like to reincarnate, a phenomenon which is actually scientifically impossible, but can be done within this game; browse a variety of pre-made save-files; or cease to participate in this particular session of Grueslayer, and return to the menu screen from which you can choose another option related to Grueslayer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): RESTART RESTORE QUIT But that's not all... Your car explodes, taking out Get A Grue and knocking back John Grueington into the oil spill. Morgoth is unaffected. The explosion reaches the oil spill, causing an even bigger explosion. Morgoth is singed, Grue is killed, and Case McGrue is blinded by the light and dies. It turns out he was a Grue. Grueologist stops short of the inferno, but is crushed by Thomas Fairweather Mayflower, who runs over him and your already completely destroyed car and corpse. He passes through unfazed. Firefighters from the nearby station come in, but the blaze is an oil one and takes a while to fight. It occasionally blows up again, lit by the engines of vehicles that drove into the blast. It takes two hours, but the fire is finally vanquished. *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have megadied *** Would you like to restart, restore a saved game, or quit this session of Grueslayer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): RESTART RESTORE QUIT But that's STILL not all... A Grue eats your several-times exploded and cooked corpse. Morgoth and Flim Flam Faminaze appear at high speed, and smite the Grue with the power of a thousand suns. *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have been UTTERLY FUCKING ANNIHILATED *** Would you like to restart, restore a saved game, or quit this session of Grueslayer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): RESTART RESTORE QUIT