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Grueslayer
| You lose
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Score: 874
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Moves: 10
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> Avoid the magic booster thing
You avoid the booster.
With your amazing grue slaying reflexes you manage to avoid crashing into the other racers. When you finished you came in 3rd place.
Mayor Richards: "You came 3rd in this race. To make you feel good about yourself, we present you with a bronze medal."
> Yay!
Mayor Richards: "However. In this great town of ours we look down upon failures. Out of all the worthy placings today, you came LAST and was presented with the SHAMEFUL BRONZE MEDALLION. This is a meal ticket for all grues in the surrounding area. So, we bid you farewell for today, and keep your eye out for hungry vicious grues."
> God damn it...
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