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Grueslayer
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Score: 33
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Moves: 25
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> I'm attempting to kill you, you dirty savage.
The wild man isn't too happy. He takes out his spare spear.
> Ah, but I have the Smith's Sword with light stone
Yes, you do. But he has a spear with dark stone. He uses the spell Beam of Darkness on your light stone. This makes your light stone useless. Anyway, the light stone is only truly effective against grues and other creatures of darkness.
> But I still have the Smith's Sword, don't I?
Yes, you do. But that doesn't matter, because the awesome power of a fully-charged dark-stone forces a total solar eclipse. It turns out the so-called "wild man" was a dark mage. The grues surface...
- *** Y0u, 7h3 m16h7y 6ru35|4y3r, h4v3 d13d ***
W0u|d y0u |1k3 70 r3574r7, r3570r3 4 54v3d 64m3, 0r qu17 7h15 535510n 0f 6ru35|4y3r? (7yp3 R3574R7, R3570R3, 0r QU17):
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