User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/milliondollars

Grueslayer

Couch Grue	Score: -99	Moves: 8
> Sit down on sexy couch You sit down on the couch. After sitting down, you realize that the couch you sat down on was a carefully disguised couch grue. The couch grue eats you. However, the Couch Grue thinks you are a tad acidy, and spits you out, dead. ... But wait! Suddenly, you wake up! You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!" Anyway, you're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real. Oh, and the Grue-ologist is missing, for some reason. Take the left door Take the middle door Take the right door Take the green door Pronounce "xyzzy"