User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/mainquest/findoutwhathe?

Let's get on with it! Score: 17 Moves: 17?

> What the fuck is going on here?

I can't tell you that. The noob seems rather confused. Maybe he knows what the hell is going on.

"Hey, I'm not a noob", the noob says. "LOOK HERE, I SAID I'M NOT A NOOB".

Ooh, it seems the noob can read what I'm narrating.

"You're damn right I can", says the noob, "and for the third time, I'M NOT A NOOB!"

Please hang on a second while the noob and myself, the all-powerful implentor/narrator, have a word.

Noob: "FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT A NOOB!"

Me: "Well what are you?"

Noob: "I'm an experienced AFGNCAAP."

Me: "Okay, and what are you doing in my game?"

Experienced AFGNCAAP: "YOUR game?"

Me: "Well, it's technically Trar and Emmzee's game, but..."

Experienced AFGNCAAP: "SILENCE!"

Me: "Woah woah, I'm the god here. For angering me, instead of having a battle with the Grueslayer, you get a nice present: a grue."

Experienced AFGNCAAP: "But, but..."

Me: "Enjoy your present..."

The ~~n00b~~ experienced AFGNCAAP gets eaten by a grue. The grue wants seconds and eats you.

It's a pity that you don't have, ooh, say, a Police Officer to help you out. HINT HINT!

> Ahem, I'm the GrueSLAYER!

So slay the Grue.

> slay grue

You slay the Grue!

Or at least, you would have if it hadn't already eaten you six lines back.

Learn to keep up.

*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***

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