User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/hotelwoman

Grueslayer

Hotel Uncyclopedia	Score: 0	Moves: 0
> greet woman "Oh, hello." The slender woman states. "I was just waiting for my son, you see him over there?" She points to a little boy playing with a Grue. "That's our adopted Grue son, Gruey! Isn't he cuuuute?" > I guess... "WHAT!? YOU "guess so"?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU, YOU INSOLENT BEING!" With that, she cuffs you. "SAY IT! SAY IT! MY SONS ARE CUTE!!!" > gasp for air You can't. The crazy woman is suffocating you. > push woman off of me What? That would be abuse! > but i'm not even married to her- Shaddap, you're dead now. Oh, and some Grues ate everybody seconds after you died. Including your corpse. > this death page sucks *** The End *** If you would like to restart, turn to page 1. If you would like to cheat, flick to one of the bookmarked pages. If you would like to stop playing, close this adventure game-book and sod off.