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Grueslayer
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> greet woman
"Oh, hello." The slender woman states.
"I was just waiting for my son, you see him over there?" She points to a little boy playing with a Grue.
"That's our adopted Grue son, Gruey! Isn't he cuuuute?"
> I guess...
"WHAT!? YOU "guess so"?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU, YOU INSOLENT BEING!"
With that, she cuffs you.
"SAY IT! SAY IT! MY SONS ARE CUTE!!!"
> gasp for air
You can't. The crazy woman is suffocating you.
> push woman off of me
What? That would be abuse!
> but i'm not even married to her-
Shaddap, you're dead now.
Oh, and some Grues ate everybody seconds after you died. Including your corpse.
> this death page sucks
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
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