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Grueslayer
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Score: 0
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Moves: 0
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> Attack grues with sword.
You attack the grues with your sword. They all stop, including the one you're hacking at.
> Why?
Being the filthy slob you are, you probably didn't clean the blood off of your sword.
> Oh yeah...
Oh no. Grues love blood. The grue you were just hacking at takes a bite out of the sword.
> Shit.
It then takes a bite out of you.
> Shit.
The grues are suddenly excited by the taste of your Positive Q blood type.
You are devoured before you have a chance to scream or say "Shit" again.
- *** Due to an interruption in your body's delicate parts and/or chemistry, your brain has ceased to function in a manner which is appropriate to keep you in some state of consciousness ***
Would you like to reincarnate, a phenomenon which is actually scientifically impossible, but can be done within this game; browse a variety of pre-made save-files; or cease to participate in this particular session of Grueslayer, and return to the menu screen from which you can choose another option related to Grueslayer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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