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Grueslayer
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> Play Stairway To Heaven
You attempt to play Stairway to Heaven. However, as you are a n00b, you fail at it.
*BOOM*
Out of nowhere, Jimmy Page comes out of the huge and random combustion.
> OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!!!!
Your terrible guitar skills are so bad that one of the Legendary Guitar Gods has come down to show you a lesson. With his Gibson Les Paul, Jimmy Page begins to play Stairway to Heaven.
Your body begins to writhe uncontrollably, being unable to cope with the awesomeness of his guitar playing. When you can't take it anymore he stops. Only to switch guitars. Out of nowhere Jimmy Page pulls out a Fender Telecaster and begins to play the solo.
Your body can't take this anymore. It explodes into itty bitty pieces.
But that's not all...
At your funeral, Jimmy Page comes and plays Stairway to Heaven again lolirony) and the particles of your body remember the awesomeness. Sudden relapse!
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have megadied ***
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