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Grueslayer
| Dance to the death!
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Score: 0
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Moves: 0
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> Dance
Dance...dance...you choose to dance. Out of all your overpowered powers, you dance. What a stupid...holy shit!
> What?
The grues! They're all dancing!
"You have gained the ability "Dance"! This adds a 1+ bonus to all saves and the ability to distract creatures long enough for you to attack or get away"
HEY! I'M THE NARRATOR HERE! FUCK OFF RPG VOICE OVER GUY!
> What's a save?
Some RPG shit.
> But this isn't an RPG. Don't you get "EXP" in those?
Yeah.
> Then I hate RPG's. You always hit me and lower my self esteem when I do something good.
Hehe. Good times. In your face RPG Voice over guy!
"You will pay!"
At that moment, the RPG Voice Over guy appears as a red dragon! He fries you to a crisp! Wait a minute...oh SHIT! HE'S COMING FOR ME! HAVE MERC-ARRRRRRRRRH
- *** All hope is lost, for the mighty Grueslayer is dead ***
Shall I ride out to the depths of the dark forest to find ye spirit, attempt to summon ye from one of our many sacred sites, or surrender our land to the Grues? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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