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Grueslayer
| Dance to the death!
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Score: 0
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Moves: 0
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> Dance
Dance...dance...you choose to dance. Out of all your overpowered powers, you dance. What a stupid...holy shit!
> What?
The grues! They're all dancing!
"You have gained the ability "Dance"! This adds a 1+ bonus to all saves and the ability to distract creatures long enough for you to attack or get away"
HEY! I'M THE NARRATOR HERE! FUCK OFF RPG VOICE OVER GUY!
> What's a save?
Some RPG shit.
> But this isn't an RPG. Don't you get "EXP" in those?
Yeah.
> Then I hate RPG's. You always hit me and lower my self esteem when I do something good.
Hehe. Good times. In your face RPG Voice over guy!
"You will pay!"
At that moment, the RPG Voice Over guy appears as a red dragon! He fries you to a crisp! Wait a minute...oh SHIT! HE'S COMING FOR ME! HAVE MERC-ARRRRRRRRRH
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
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