User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/future/flashy

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You examine the flashy object and realise it is [1]Docteroctagonipus just about to fire his lazer but then Chuck Norris walks over him and gets vaporised. You then realise that Chuck Norris had a huge sword with fire, water, all of them ( i can be bothered to write them all! )

Then you find infinite kittens leaking out of his pockets and find that his dressing gown has super light but super strong (the name) armour inside so you strip and then just put on the dressing gown.

You walk up to a grue and see that he looks disgusted by you.

>pull off dressing gown

You pull it of and all of the grue's in that place randomly dissapere and like in star wars, Chuck Norris comes and says You have done well young grue slayer. and then vanishes. He leaves a lightsaber though.

Pick up Lightsaber

jump through where Chuck was

Shout xyzzy