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Grueslayer
| Windowless X-Wing
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Score: 0
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Moves: 665
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> Follow Biggs
You follow Biggs to an isolated part of the hangar. He shows you a sleek looking X-Wing. One problem though. It has no windows!
> Inquire
"That's the best part of this X-Wing. You pilot it using the FORCE. Get inside and see!"
> Climb inside
You hear a hissing sound as the top closes on the X-Wing. You look at Biggs before it closes and you can't help but think you've seen him before...
You are in complete darkness.
> Pilot X-Wing
How? You can't see!
> Use the force?
You try to use the force, but you have no idea how. You're the mighty GRUESLAYER, not some Tatooine farmboy!
Suddenly you hear a crackle from outside. You recognize the voice. It's that guy! That guy who makes wind chimes out of genitals!
"Ahaha...that was easier than building this dummy X-Wing." He says.
> Ask why
"Well, the windowless van wouldn't fit in the hanger pedestrian door, and I didn't have hanger door privileges. But that doesn't matter. You know what comes next..."
> Laugh
"Oh, I bet you're wondering how I'm going to do it with you inside? Well this X-Wing isn't just for show..."
Suddenly you hear a whirring noise followed by several seconds of uncontrollable screaming.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have royally screwed up ***
Would you like to sail back to Virginia from England, send a letter to Parliament regarding your death, or quit unlike a gentleman? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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