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Grueslayer
| Echo Base: X-Wing hangar
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Score: Zero
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Moves: 18
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> Enter X-Wing
> Take him out
You try to put Biggs down, using your lighting fast punch honed by many years of grueslaying. Unfortunately, using his reflexes honed by many years of owning Imperial TIE fighters, he sees your punch coming from a mile away, and easily catches your arm.
> Counter with side kick
He grabs your leg with his other arm, and uses your momentum to flip you sideways. You land on the ground with a thud.
"Hohoho! So you want to fight eh? Well fightings not my style. I'm more of the tranquil type. I like to relax to the sound of windchimes...made out of human genitals!"
> Run away
You're on the ground, doofus. Biggs (actually the genital-windchime guy in disguise) follows through with his threat and makes a windchime out of your genitals.
> Ouch
Understatement of the century...
...
But wait!
Suddenly, you wake up!
You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"
Anyway, you're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real. Oh, and the Grue-ologist is missing, for some reason.
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