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Grueslayer
| A puddle
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Score: -50
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Moves: 19
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> Ignore desire to eat and go back
You decide to turn back, unsuccessfully trying to ignore the gnawing hunger in your stomach.
> I sure do wish I had food. If I could have any food right now, I would choose some pizza. You get your bread group, your meat group, and your deli group! But don't forget the all-important lard group. If I could choose one way to get my daily fill of lard, it would probabaly consist of stuffing a roasted duck full o-
Distracted by your continued desire for food, you slip of a frozen puddle, and fall down. Not on your butt though. HINT: It rhymes with dead.
- *** Due to an interruption in your body's delicate parts and/or chemistry, your brain has ceased to function in a manner which is appropriate to keep you in some state of consciousness ***
Would you like to reincarnate, a phenomenon which is actually scientifically impossible, but can be done within this game; browse a variety of pre-made save-files; or cease to participate in this particular session of Grueslayer, and return to the menu screen from which you can choose another option related to Grueslayer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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