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Grueslayer
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> Do not pass go
What did I tell you? As an implementor I have a remote, you know. I can summon a grue with the press of a button.
> O RLY?
YA RLY
> NO WAI!!
Yes way. Now, where shall I put the grue?
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> Summon it already!
I'll do something much grander than merely summon a grue. A stream of blue light floods the sky. Bricks whoosh towards the light, gradually making a cube. Soon, there is a solid block of bricks above your head. Gradually, the light is blocked out by the immense number of bricks. The bricks whoosh down to the ground like a shower of meteors.
> Duck!
Ah, but that's not all. The bricks don't seem to hit you! They form a circle around you. Soon you have a full Roman ampitheatre. You would normally get eaten by lions here, BUT the audience that I just made to appear at this ampitheatre are all Roman grues. Hungry Roman grues, in fact.
- *** Good night, Grueslayer ***
Would you like to sneak out of your bed, whine, or sleep? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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