User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/danger/grapple

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> Shoot grapple into darkness


A cave grue with a bump on his head, angered by the fact you hit him, jumps out of the darkness, prepared to risk the light. You get eaten.

However, if it's any consolation to you, the cave grue got a massive case of indigestion from eating you, and the smell made him very unpopular with the other cave grues, and he was excluded from LAN parties and was forced to play Dead Or Alive by himself until he went to a university and took a course in being a complete dickhead.

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