User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/ch4/vegas/slums/tissue

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> Look for Tissue


Unfortunately, you don't HAVE a tissue.

Fortunately, you recall a tissue box in the house somewhere.

Unfortunately, the closet doesn't open from the inside.

Fortunately you die quickly from the blood loss instead of prolongued starvation.

Unfortunately a team of White Rat-Ants eats the closet and your body.

Fortunately a Grue eats the team of White Rat-Ants.

Unfortunately, if you think about it, that means you were technically eaten by the Grue as well.


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*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have won ***



> What? I won?!


Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


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*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***


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