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Grueslayer
| Abandoned Mansion
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Score: 235
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Moves: 117
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> Sleep
You walk up to the bed in the bedroom. The mattress is covered with a layer of dust, which you lay down on. Soon, you fall into a deep sleep...
During which, a Grue in the night walks into the mansion through the front door you left open. Uh, maybe you should've barricaded it shut?
> Great Idea! Wake up and do that
Unfortunately, when you try to wake up, you can only see blood and your mangled corpse. Yes, you have been KILLED BY THE GRUE!
- *** All hope is lost, for the mighty Grueslayer is dead ***
Shall I ride out to the depths of the dark forest to find ye spirit, attempt to summon ye from one of our many sacred sites, or surrender our land to the Grues? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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