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Grueslayer

Abandoned Mansion	Score: 235	Moves: 115
> Tune to Police Band You tune to the Grueland Police Band. Officer #1: "Yeah, it's Mercer here. We had to call down Agent Honeywell of the Grueland Protection Agency for arresting my mother because she was driving .1 percent over the speed limit again." Officer #2: "Better than what I'm dealing with. We've received disturbing reports of mauled bodies of hobos at all of the local train stations." Officer #3: "WTF who cares about goddamned hobos, over." Officer #2: "Uh, I think they were supposed to be helping the Grueslayer or something, over." Officer #3: "Ha Ha Ha! I bet they would. Those stoned bums look like they might have something in common with the Grueslayer. Armbruster out." > Make silent note to kill Officer Armbruster if ever encountered Okay....Anyway! Tune to Las Vegas FM Tune to Gilligan FM Smash Radio Go up Stairs Leave Mansion