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Grueslayer
| Las Vegas
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Score: 235
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Moves: 109
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> Open lunchbox
You open the lunchbox. The stench of rotting filth fills your nostrils. You feel lightheaded. A moment later, you fall backwards in a dead faint.
> WTH! I died?!!!
No, you fainted, n00b.
> Good
However, you did break your neck falling backwards in a dead faint.
> Am I still alive?
Yes, but your neck is broken. We haven't reached the part where you die yet.
> ......
Okay. Now you're dead.
- *** Good night, Grueslayer ***
Would you like to sneak out of your bed, whine, or sleep? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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