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Grueslayer
| Abandoned Mansion
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Score: 235
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Moves: 119
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> Hold on to Cartridge Box
You crash to the bottom of the hole, still holding on to the Cartridge Box. You have lost your hunting rifle in the fall.
"Est Teema Von Gheyu!" Someone screams.
> Look Up
You look up, discovering to your surprise you have just landed in the middle of a top-secret Noranian military installation, where the People's Liberation Force (AKA those dirty commie rats) are about to stage the great revolution and overthrow the bloody imperialist dogs!
There is a nice man approaching you. "Greetings Comrade," He says gently. "Will you join our cause?"
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