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Grueslayer
| Abandoned Mansion
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Score: 235
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Moves: 118
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> Pick up Card
You pick up another playing card. It is the Queen of Hearts. Too bad you didn't turn around. 'Cause the real Queen of Hearts is right behind you. Can you guess what she says?
> No
Not an Alice in Wonderland fan, are you? She screams, "OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!"
> So what?
So what?! What do you mean so what? The fact you have your back turned means that you are an excellent target for the executioner and his giant axe.
> Super Groin Smash!
Too late. You have just died.
> Why? Did the Axe get me?
No, when the Queen of Hearts was shouting, she blew out your eardrum. Literally.
P.S. If you think this makes no sense, it's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
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