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Grueslayer
| Somewhere under Las Vegas
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Score: 235
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Moves: 126
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> Climb Rope
You grab the rope. It seems new and quite firm. Hoisting yourself up from the nasty Sewer water, you begin to pull yourself up, towards the manhole. Suddenly, however, the rope gives and you fall back into the water. The rope itself was quite good, it seems, just the bucket of cement attached to it wasn't.
> WTF was a bucket of cement doing above the manhole cover?
They're doing road work up there, smartness. Anyway, the bad news is that the bucket of cement lands on your head, crushing your skull flatter than a pancake.
> What's the good news?
Your pancake head is then severed by a Yagudo, who puts it on display in an Eurg mine shaft, where it is worshipped as a deity for the rest of its short life.
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Grueslayer? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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