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Grueslayer
| Flight 404
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Score: 404
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Moves: 404
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> strike up conversation with the Spanish bard
As the terrorist-grues terrorize the passengers, you say "Hello" to the bard.
"Shut up amigo! Que desea obtener comido?" he says in an annoyed whisper.
> What did you say?
"I say que desea obtenor comido!"
At that point the terrorist-grues hear you bickering.
> SHIT!
One of the t-grues says "DON'T FUCKING SAY ANOTHER WORD!"
> Make me! I'm the Grueslayer!
"FUCKER! FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" And with that, he eats you.
> Such vulgar language.
Shut up, you're dead.
- *** All hope is lost, for the mighty Grueslayer is dead ***
Shall I ride out to the depths of the dark forest to find ye spirit, attempt to summon ye from one of our many sacred sites, or surrender our land to the Grues? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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