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Grueslayer
| Flight 404
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Score: 404
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Moves: 404
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> strike up conversation with the Spanish bard
As the terrorist-grues terrorize the passengers, you say "Hello" to the bard.
"Shut up amigo! Que desea obtener comido?" he says in an annoyed whisper.
> What did you say?
"I say que desea obtenor comido!"
At that point the terrorist-grues hear you bickering.
> SHIT!
One of the t-grues says "DON'T FUCKING SAY ANOTHER WORD!"
> Make me! I'm the Grueslayer!
"FUCKER! FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" And with that, he eats you.
> Such vulgar language.
Shut up, you're dead.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
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