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Grueslayer
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Score: 235
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Moves: 124
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> Regret Getting Up
You regret getting your job as an newsperson and even just getting out of bed this morning, because now you have to give a report about some sciaphobic groundhog.
Well, better get out there and get it over with, because you only have to go through this once.
You get out of bed, and take a step towards your closet, where your clothes are.
> Go to Closet
You take another step towards your closet, and are instantly frazzled by a stunningly painful bolt of electricity!
> WTF
You were asleep, dipwad. And now, in your sleep, you just took a step onto the electrified floor!
> Jerk.
I know, but who am I?
- *** Good night, Grueslayer ***
Would you like to sneak out of your bed, whine, or sleep? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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