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Grueslayer
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Score: 0.000001
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Moves: 126
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You try to return, only to discover to your horror you have lost your way. As you trudge fruitlessly through the snow, a blizzard erupts and you are buried in a snowdrift. Your frozen remains are then dismembered by a vicious cycle for pet food.
- *** All hope is lost, for the mighty Grueslayer is dead ***
Shall I ride out to the depths of the dark forest to find ye spirit, attempt to summon ye from one of our many sacred sites, or surrender our land to the Grues? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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