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Grueslayer
| Chugga, chugga!
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Score: 225
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Moves: 97
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Ticket Salesman: "Why you little SCUMBAHG! How DARE you INSULT MY AHKSCENT! I WILL HAHVE YOU SKINNED AND-"
> go to another ticket stand
You walk away from the screaming Scotsman to another stand.
> buy ticket to Lakecastle
Luckily, this salesman doesn't work for McBiggun, and you buy your ticket without a hitch.
Ticket Salesman #2: "Have a very nice day, now!"
> wait
Time passes, and your train arrives on schedule.
> get on train
You get on. You think you hear the first ticket salesman calling someone on the phone, and mentioning your name. It sounds urgent. Soon enough though, you're speeding through the countryside towards Lakecastle.
> relax
You take a seat. The conductor takes your ticket, and you find yourself gazing out the window of the train, at the landscape as it whooshes by...
> look
OOO A BUTTERFLY.
> ...
...
It appears that the train is eerily quiet. That's strange, since you could have sworn that it was bustling with activity when you got on.
> This reminds me of that one time at Jordanhill station, back in the Great Underground Empire...
Suddenly, you hear a scream from the next train car over to your right.
> Grues, maybe?
Why don't you find out?
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