User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/ch4/edinburgh/station/a

Choo, cho-ARGHFUCKHGGGFGJGKK... Score: fail Moves: 97

Ticket Salesman: "Ach, i'm sorry, but ye can't visit McBiggun."

> Why?

Ticket Salesman: "Because."

> Because why?

Ticket Salesman: "Because I work fer McBiggun, an' he doesn't want you, the Grueslayer, to-Wait a minute! Why am I even saying that?"

> Because you're stupid?

Ticket Salesman: "GUARDS!!!"

Two portly guards waddle over. Before you can act, they have a killer grip on you.

Ticket Salesman: "Take this inquisitive fella an' take care o' him!"

The guards throw you on the third rail. You die of electrocution, and soil yourself. Then the train to Lakecastle runs over your remains.

> Does EVERYONE work for McBiggun?!

Seems so.

*** You've had a power failure ***

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