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Grueslayer
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Score: fail
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Moves: 97
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Ticket Salesman: "Ach, i'm sorry, but ye can't visit McBiggun."
> Why?
Ticket Salesman: "Because."
> Because why?
Ticket Salesman: "Because I work fer McBiggun, an' he doesn't want you, the Grueslayer, to-Wait a minute! Why am I even saying that?"
> Because you're stupid?
Ticket Salesman: "GUARDS!!!"
Two portly guards waddle over. Before you can act, they have a killer grip on you.
Ticket Salesman: "Take this inquisitive fella an' take care o' him!"
The guards throw you on the third rail. You die of electrocution, and soil yourself. Then the train to Lakecastle runs over your remains.
> Does EVERYONE work for McBiggun?!
Seems so.
- *** Due to an interruption in your body's delicate parts and/or chemistry, your brain has ceased to function in a manner which is appropriate to keep you in some state of consciousness ***
Would you like to reincarnate, a phenomenon which is actually scientifically impossible, but can be done within this game; browse a variety of pre-made save-files; or cease to participate in this particular session of Grueslayer, and return to the menu screen from which you can choose another option related to Grueslayer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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