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Grueslayer
| Jump like the coward you are!
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Score: ERROR
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Moves: ERROR
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> Get a 'chute
You find a 'chute.
> Equip 'chute
WARNING: INV_LOCAL_CHUTE NOT FOUND>
> Equip Parachute
You equip the parachute
Also, you find a 3GB flash disk containing child pornography. I have no idea why it's even here.
> Jump
Congratulations! You have successfully jumped from a plane. You are in freefall.
You wonder about the physics of weightlessness...
> Shut up!
What?
> Check altitude
You don't have an altimeter, but you managed to delude yourself into thinking that you're at
2,000 feet, however dumb that may sound.
> Activate chute
WARNING: INV_LOCAL_CHUTE NOT FOUND>
line_987: You are hit by a grue missile. It eats you. So much for being a GRUEslayer.
> That was completely unfair.
It wasn't my fault! This part of the game is really buggy!
- *** Good night, Grueslayer ***
Would you like to sneak out of your bed, whine, or sleep? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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