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Grueslayer
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Score: -100
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Moves: -100
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> "I'm the might Grueslayer; I've got a dangerous job.
The guards all lose their expressions of sterness as you say this. The Chief, however, gets an odder look on his face.
"That's a legit reason, sir." says one of the younger guards. "We should let him pass."
"Yes, we usually would..." replies the captain, "...if, indeed, I were the captain."
Oh, god dammit; the captain promptly transforms into a Were-Grue, eating all the guards in the space of a few seconds before turning to you.
"Your adventure ends here, Grueslayer!" he says. "You should really be a bit more tight-lipped about your identity."
> Fugger.
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