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Grueslayer
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Score: -100
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Moves: -100
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> "I'm the might Grueslayer; I've got a dangerous job.
The guards all lose their expressions of sterness as you say this. The Chief, however, gets an odder look on his face.
"That's a legit reason, sir." says one of the younger guards. "We should let him pass."
"Yes, we usually would..." replies the captain, "...if, indeed, I were the captain."
Oh, god dammit; the captain promptly transforms into a Were-Grue, eating all the guards in the space of a few seconds before turning to you.
"Your adventure ends here, Grueslayer!" he says. "You should really be a bit more tight-lipped about your identity."
> Fugger.
- *** Due to an interruption in your body's delicate parts and/or chemistry, your brain has ceased to function in a manner which is appropriate to keep you in some state of consciousness ***
Would you like to reincarnate, a phenomenon which is actually scientifically impossible, but can be done within this game; browse a variety of pre-made save-files; or cease to participate in this particular session of Grueslayer, and return to the menu screen from which you can choose another option related to Grueslayer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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