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Grueslayer
| Martins Hotel lounge
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Score: negative
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Moves: negative
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> Become a martyr to my cause by blowing out my brains with my last shotgun shell.
Letting an appreciation for the greater good overcome you, you stick your shotgun barrel under your chin, take a deep breath, and pull the trigger.
> For martyrdom!
Indeed; unfortunately, since there was no one in the hotel to see your 'martyrdom' and a very small number of people who care about your cause, everyone just assumes you couldn't handle the shotgun properly after your body is found.
> Bugger.
Oh, and also, the gas mask prevents the shell from 'blowing your brains out'; it instead just sends shattered bits of the helmet into your throat and you choke to death slowly.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have royally screwed up ***
Would you like to sail back to Virginia from England, send a letter to Parliament regarding your death, or quit unlike a gentleman? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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