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Grueslayer
Martins Hotel lounge
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Score: negative
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Moves: negative
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> Flee out the front door.
Picking up your feet, you dash across the lounge, fling yourself out the front door before the Grues have a chance of touching you, and flee down the street to safety. It works out great except that it never actually happens, since the door is chained and your attempt to 'fling yourself out of it' merely results in you dashing your brains all over it. You are ever the fuckwit.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, suck ***
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