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Grueslayer
| Martins Hotel lounge
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Score: negative
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Moves: negative
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> Press the left button
As you press the left button, a loud, high-pitched noise fills the room. Turns out that was the top-emergency alarm, which summons a SWAT team to the hotel.
> Perfect!
Indeed, it looks like you won't have to fight this boss fight after all; the SWAT team bust in through the windows and break down the chained door, and...
Oh, damn. Looks like this SWAT team, like the hotel's firefighters, were amateurs; getting overexcited, they let out a hail of bullets that kills you, Bryce, the Bensonists and the Grues before they even realize it.
> How the HELL can there be so many amateurs in one place?!
They don't have much to do around here.
- *** Good night, Grueslayer ***
Would you like to sneak out of your bed, whine, or sleep? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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