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Grueslayer
| Plot Hole
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Score: opening
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Moves: cunt
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> Go directly to the hotel
You set off down the road, intending, in all your impatience, to go directly to the hotel. However, since the plot requires you to buy new gear first, a massive plot hole suddenly opens up in front of you, sucking you into the hideous abyss made up of broken, bad and inconsistent plots.
> God. The way you talk, you'd think the plot of this thing is thought out or something.
Shush. I'm trying to maintain a personal delusion here.
> HA! I've found your weakness!
So you have. However, you're too busy dealing with the incredible pain you will now feel for all eternity to take advantage of it.
> I am?
Oh yeah.
- *** You've had a power failure ***
Would you like to power back on, turn on the emergency generator, or give up? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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