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Grueslayer
| Martins Hotel
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Score: -100
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Moves: -100
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> Join the guards and kill Bryce with them
Ignoring the manager's instructions entirely, you run after the guards as they leave the room and head for the elevator. They look at you with disgust, but once you wave your shotgun around a bit they figure you'll probably leave some pretty good drops if you do die, and allow you to tag along.
You follow them to the elevator, and one of them rings for it. You wait a bit, during which time you hum a retarded version of something by Nickleback. Eventually, the bell rings, the lift opens, and...
Uh oh. Looks like Bryce was seriously busy with that Summon Grue spell.
> Huh?
Every square inch of space in the lift is packed with Grues. From roof to floor. You and the guards are actually crushed by the sheer weight of them before they can eat you. I am dead fucking serious.
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Grueslayer? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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