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Grueslayer
| Martins Hotel
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Score: 130
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Moves: 81
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> Go over cautiously and examine the trolley
You walk clumsily over to the trolley (don't worry, you delude yourself into thinking you're being careful) and examine it. Nothing unusual about it that you can see. You lift the lid of the tray on it and find a dinner of prime roast lamb and caviar. You eat some of the food you could never afford, you beggar. It's delicious, but there's nothing unusual about it, either.
You glance over the trolley. And blow you down if there isn't a waiter lying on the floor on the other side of it in a pool of his own blood and covered with distinctivley Grue teeth-marks.
> So...basically they're running around the hotel?
Yep.
> Unrestrained.
Pretty much.
> Fuck.
You casually back away from the trolley, and suddenly hear a faint noise. Pressing your ear to the door of the room just next to you, you hear the noise of gnashing of sharp teeth and agonised screaming. Man, bet these rich blokes weren't paying for this sort of service when they got here.
> You think?
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