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Grueslayer
| Martins Hotel
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Score: -100
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Moves: -100
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> Laugh at the family and leave the room
You laugh sadistically at the innocent family as they experience pain, suffering, distress and death. You then leave the room.
And five seconds later, you find yourself crushed and suffocated by the sheer volumes of hate that every good person in the world directs at you.
> What?!
You heard me.
> I absolutely refuse to play a game that makes such a monumental effort to defy logic
Fine. Scratch what I just said, you're actually eaten by a Grue waiting outside the door.
> Was that so hard?
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have royally screwed up ***
Would you like to sail back to Virginia from England, send a letter to Parliament regarding your death, or quit unlike a gentleman? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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