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Grueslayer
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Score: zombo
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Moves: zombo
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> Squirt them with Benson's pancake syrup
You whip out your bottle of Benson's Pancake-Flavored pancake syrup and squirt it at the Bensonists. Perhaps you shouldn't be surprised that they enthusiastically lap it up.
"Ah!" says one. "The strength of Benson flows through us! Let us finish this one off more brutally than ever!"
> Aw, shit
Not to worry. Before they can even reach you, you are crushed flat under the sheer weight of your own self-destructive stupidity.
- *** Good night, Grueslayer ***
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