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Grueslayer
| Bensonist Chamber
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Score: df
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Moves: fd
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> Fight them off with Ronalds' sword
Whipping out Ronalds' sword from your conveniently deep pockets, you, quite suddenly, fancy yourself quite the archetypal fantasy hero, and with a bellowing war-cry, you charge forward, swinging in a way you are clearly convinced makes you appear threatening or something.
Unfortunately, the first Bensonist you charge at takes a risk by using up his very expensive scroll for the almighty spell Shield of Benson's Betterness.
> Gasp!
You try to gasp, but unfortunately, your blind attempted swing at this Bensonist has already snapped Ronalds' sword in half-and the broken half has lodged itself in your gut. Thank god for Social Darwinism.
- *** You have two lives left ***
Would you like to continue, insert more coins, or let another arcadegoer take your place? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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