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Grueslayer
| Martins Hotel restaurant
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Score: 65
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Moves: 66
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> Order the Big Mac
The waiter's eyes widen in rage as he realises that you're implying that his restaurant might serve Big Macs. Morphing into a Were-Grue, he eats you alive.
Never, ever offend posh people.
- *** All hope is lost, for the mighty Grueslayer is dead ***
Shall I ride out to the depths of the dark forest to find ye spirit, attempt to summon ye from one of our many sacred sites, or surrender our land to the Grues? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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