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Grueslayer
| Martins Hotel
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Score: 65
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Moves: 65
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> Wait in the lounge as instructed, like a good lesser being
You head to the lounge, attempt unsuccessfully to chat up a nice-looking young lady, get given a black eye by her boyfriend, and read a six month out of date copy of 'People'. Eventually, you look up to see the speaker from the Bensonist conference standing over you.
"I am Cardinal Bryce," he says, "regional leader of the local Bensonists. And you, Grueslayer, are the one who killed our beloved Benson. That is why we have kidnapped your friend the female deputy."
> Whatever. So whaddaya want?
"That is hardly the way to address someone who holds authority over the life of your friend, Grueslayer."
> She is not my friend. Why does everyone keep calling her that? She's just this weird bitch who follows me around. But I think she's pivotal to the plot or something, so, y'know, whatever. So what is it you want?
Cardinal Bryce smiles slyly. "Meet me in the janitor's closet in a few minutes." he says, and walks away before you can say anything else. Apparently this guy has a weird affinity for telling people to meet him.
So what do you do?
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