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Grueslayer
| Martins Hotel
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Score: 70
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Moves: 66
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> Attack with Ronalds's sword
You try to swing Ronalds's sword at Grue 47, but the sword is too heavy for you to swing, and you drop it right on top of Grue 47, knocking him down. You then just stab him with the fork with the weird name, killing him.
> Woot!
You just killed Grue 47, infamous assassin. Might as well tell the GRF member about the loss of the man in white.
> Loot body
You loot 47's body, and get the following: a silenced pistol, a silencer, a fiber wire garotte that does not set off metal detectors, the handle of a broken knife, and 50 pistol rounds(how lucky!).
> Inventory
AHEM.
> Inventory, PLEASE.
You have the following:
Two silenced pistols, 50 pistol rounds, a scalpel, a slightly burnt steak, a catheter, a shotgun, 16 shotgun rounds, a bulletproof vest, combat boots, combat pants, a gas mask, Blajkffsbgaushf, a bottle of pancake syrup, Ronalds's sword, a platinum credit card, a fiber wire garotte, and the handle of a broken knife.
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