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Grueslayer
| Martins Hotel
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Score: fa
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Moves: il
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> Kick 47 in the crotch
Your attempt to kick 47 in the crotch misses horribly. 47 then takes out a pair of silenced pistols and shoots your head. He then starts dragging your body to a place where nobody would find it, ever. Not even 150 years later, when the Martins Hotel is demolished and replaced with a plush, luxury futuristic hotel with super-fast elevators, hoverchairs, bidet toilets, and cryo-storage for everyone's genetic clones.
> Damn, i'm really missing out!
Exactly.
- *** Due to an interruption in your body's delicate parts and/or chemistry, your brain has ceased to function in a manner which is appropriate to keep you in some state of consciousness ***
Would you like to reincarnate, a phenomenon which is actually scientifically impossible, but can be done within this game; browse a variety of pre-made save-files; or cease to participate in this particular session of Grueslayer, and return to the menu screen from which you can choose another option related to Grueslayer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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