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Grueslayer
| Martins Hotel
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Score: fa
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Moves: il
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> Kick 47 in the crotch
Your attempt to kick 47 in the crotch misses horribly. 47 then takes out a pair of silenced pistols and shoots your head. He then starts dragging your body to a place where nobody would find it, ever. Not even 150 years later, when the Martins Hotel is demolished and replaced with a plush, luxury futuristic hotel with super-fast elevators, hoverchairs, bidet toilets, and cryo-storage for everyone's genetic clones.
> Damn, i'm really missing out!
Exactly.
- *** Y0u, 7h3 m16h7y 6ru35|4y3r, h4v3 d13d ***
W0u|d y0u |1k3 70 r3574r7, r3570r3 4 54v3d 64m3, 0r qu17 7h15 535510n 0f 6ru35|4y3r? (7yp3 R3574R7, R3570R3, 0r QU17):
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